"I HAVE THE HIGHER GROUND! THAT IS UNBEATABLE FOR SOME REASON!"

They are more dangerous when they hunt in packs.

Yes, bring back Doug Liman to direct, and hey, why not bring back Franka Potente as Marie. How she comes back doesn't even have to make sense; I won't complain, promise.

Hey, the Sadlers made saddles, they didn't necessarily get to use them. Something something cobblers children something :-)

I realize this is not a theater site, and there are other issues with talking about media that are not available for current viewing, but this,

Don't get your hopes up. He'll have speaking fee clients to worry about.

Aquaman was really an odd choice for the Super Friends Big Four anyway. But I guess they wanted to do a lot of hippie dippie environmental stories.

Yes, it means that Missouri is surrounded entirely by states that are also landlocked.

That leaves more room for DC/Warner. They can schedule Grant Gustin to talk about the Flash, and then have Ezra Miller elbow him out of the way at the last moment.

They don't want brand confusion with the TNT and Dan the Dyna-mite series that I'm sure someone at Time Warner is working on.

I'm just afraid this will put the kibosh on that film about how the NCAA led the fight for civil rights.

The 70s one was less likely to have you killed for criticizing it. Word to the wise.

We call this model, "The Fountainhead"

I don't understand why he doesn't just retire. Dude, you had a good run, made some bank, it's dream job time. Move to Montana and become a fishing guide or glass blower or a little of both. Or whatever.

Chloe Moretz was a lucky find. I wouldn't count on them being that lucky again.

I think the subtext is not that Weekend Update never got "clapter" but that they didn't view it as a successful outcome for a joke. Whereas the Daily Show is happy to get any response. On the other hand, the Daily Show audiences are often pretty obnoxious. It's just not as big a deal as being in the SNL audience, and…

Not just a Bond parody no, but just because other people have ripped off or parodied Bond, doesn't mean that Austin Powers isn't also drawing from the original source more than those other imitations. In particular, Dr. Evil is almost entirely a direct parody of a Bond villain.

So I Married an Axe Murderer is closer to that than you might think.

Like Austin Powers, Mortdecai is essentially an imitation of an imitation. It doesn’t even have the ambition and vision to rip off James Bond; instead it’s content to riff pointlessly on the Our Man Flint series and The Ipcress File and make a fetish of Englishness.

the deadly vacuum of space in frequently malfunctioning equipment