As a virus ravages humanity (ugh, c’mon, already?)

Well then he musta been pissed when he saw Revenge of the Nerds.

New York City?

He’s trying to tell us that nobody - ever- discussed Mercury’s race or sexuality? Because I was a kid in the 80s and even I remember that’s absolute BS.

Came for the obligatory “Pee Wee Masturbation” joke... Definitely a happy ending to my search. 

“a reclamation effort has improved the film’s reputation in the years since its release”

Orson Welles just gets younger and younger.

That's because if you ignore the dumb slo-mo bits, the movie is only 34 minutes long.

Can you fucking imagine having to interact with Mark Wahlberg for seven months straight, 12-14 solid hours a day. That would break any sane mortal mind.

The AVClub: constantly, repeatedly asks for this

So now we know that it doesn't matter if cows are slaughtered or they escape; either way, they have a good chance of becoming sliders. 

I’m gonna just say it - that picture looks like Foster Brooks.

I was actually really bummed out but your comment has cheered me.

Cut*it*out!

An unfairly forgotten classic.

I don’t care if there is a pandemic still going. You should read Station Eleven.

‘Twas a lovely book. Let’s hope for a good interpretation.

Certainly explains why they didn’t go to Chick-fil-A.

“It was all a big misunderstanding. We were actually saying “Fund the police.”