What are you prepared to do?

One shudders to imagine his take on the Hobbits’ feet.

You must REALLY shit your pants over Pat Smear then.

As we used to say ‘round here, pre-Kinja: It can be two things...

I will, in that case, Cry Another Day.

But she doesn’t name any names here, just like she’s never said who “You Oughta Know” is about. (It’s not about Dave Coulier. She will say that much.)

Sounds like “Jagged” is a hard pill to swallow.

Nice to see Pizza Dog’s in this.

Well, I’m sure this is the last time AV Club will give this show free press.

Rumors came out in 1977 not 1979. 

I might have to skip the “Why We Fight” episode lest I become a leaky faucet and scare my toddler.

This headline is Clickbait. “Fox News” and a local Fox affiliate are substantially two different things in our lexicon. C'mon.

Also, “sucked into the vacuum of space” still sounds pretty dead, but we grant that it’s less certain than what’s depicted in the film.

Topical! 

Well done, I literally lol’d. 

It took way too long to get to this post but I am so glad it’s here. 

“Hey! Wait! I filed a dumb complaint.”

I guess the first scene in “Eternals 2" will now involve Druig being attacked by a wampa.

That story doesn’t track either because no one in Ireland is ever embarrassed about being too drunk