Well, I’m sure this is the last time AV Club will give this show free press.

Rumors came out in 1977 not 1979. 

I might have to skip the “Why We Fight” episode lest I become a leaky faucet and scare my toddler.

This headline is Clickbait. “Fox News” and a local Fox affiliate are substantially two different things in our lexicon. C'mon.

Also, “sucked into the vacuum of space” still sounds pretty dead, but we grant that it’s less certain than what’s depicted in the film.

Topical! 

Well done, I literally lol’d. 

It took way too long to get to this post but I am so glad it’s here. 

“Hey! Wait! I filed a dumb complaint.”

I guess the first scene in “Eternals 2" will now involve Druig being attacked by a wampa.

That story doesn’t track either because no one in Ireland is ever embarrassed about being too drunk

Obviously, it should be America’s favorite game show host

It’s all right. He didn’t change a twitter avatar or go to a pageant in 1990s founded eighty years ago by a racist, so AVC’s cool with it.

You buried the lede!

“It’s a 1,000-year chess game between Hari Seldon and the Empire...”

“So why didn’t you stop Gary Glitter?”

Whenever John Lovitz not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, “Where’s John Lovitz?”

damn... that’s absofuckinglutely right. Have the stones to pull the move Defector did. 

He was talking about the fucking logistics of the release, being an experiment. Nothing the fuck at all about the movie being the first Asian MCU movie or whatever the fuck Liu started into. Holy shit.