I’ll always be grateful to ZZ Top for teaching me what a “Pearl Necklace” was in the olden times before Urban Dictionary.

I like it, except Agent Johnson was in junior high while Agent Johnson was in Saigon.

if you wanted to be a little unfair and clickbait-y

The tone of this weirdly fawning PR piece for a Paris Hilton show is even weirder when you realize it was written by the same person who went hard on eviscerating Ellie Kemper for being a teenager once.

This is an absolutely enormous opportunity to make the highest grossing celebrity sex tape OF. ALL. TIME.

Come on now, no need to diss possums like that.

Missed opportunity if you don’t.....

Or its Scottish remake.

Karina Longworth’s podcast on Hollywood is my favorite thing to listen to.  Her ten-parter on Polly Platt is incredible

Hot take: I do not like the band Blink-182, but I do not want their bassist to die of cancer.

I assumed he had accidentally tweeted the name of the winner.

I hope they do a Grease 2 prequel.

I got Latte Thunder's Community notification for this? 

What about combos thereof?

Meep meep, moop moop.

It sucked so bad that I forgot Hellboy had a reboot with him in it and I thought you confused him with Ron Pearlman

lattethunder beat me to the punch. Woof that I could take my comment back.

Sounds like another prima dogna.

Yeah! Fuck defense lawyers! People should just represent themselves versus the professional lawyers prosecuting them! After all, district attorney’s have always been on the right side of the law and history and morality!

The book IS terrible, and Brett Easton Ellis is a gross douchebag, for sure. What’s great about the film is that Mary Harron (the director) took Ellis’s douchebaggery at face value and turned it into satire by just letting the words sit there. The endless scroll of brand names and the minutia of various shades of…