William Hughes only pawn in game of life.

I saw duck boobs in this movie. At my age at the time, with the very little access I had to seeing boobs back then, I took that as a win.

“Whedon’s current issues stem from his recent wedding to Canadian artist Heather Horton”

If he’s the mayor of Flavortown...does that make you the Treasurer of Bittertown?

In their defense, he did do that.

The Village People finally do something interesting - writing a letter to a youthful male musician - and DON’T start it by writing, “Young man - “

Weeknd, there’s no need to feel down. I said, Weeknd, pick yourself off the ground. There’s no need...to...be...un...happy.

Charlyne Yi is working on a checklist for you people.

As the mother of a 16 year old, I find the fact that kids that young are legally allowed to marry full grown-ass adults abhorrent. All of this is deeply sad.

2011 was a craaaazy time! We were all still recovering from Balloon Boy

It sure looks a lot better than this:

To be fair, it’s extremely likely Rourke doesn’t remember he was in a Marvel movie.

Why is this not the top comment?

‘had them sent to his aunt’s house.’

that’s what elevates this from ‘little kid inadvertently takes advantage of parents misunderstanding of password protecting things that can buy stuff’ to ‘little kid is shockingly nefarious about getting a ton of popsicles.’ 

Ah, yes, the Venture Brothers, famously not a direct ripoff of something.

Meanwhile I can’t get rid of even one of the 51 cases or 918 individual Squidward dildos I ordered! Not a single one!

The same for me, except instead of your reason it’s because I’m desperately unattractive. I asked my agent one time why he never sent head shots and he handed me a mirror.

The masks that prevent HIV go on your dick, numbnuts.