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In their defense, he did do that.

The Village People finally do something interesting - writing a letter to a youthful male musician - and DON’T start it by writing, “Young man - “

Weeknd, there’s no need to feel down. I said, Weeknd, pick yourself off the ground. There’s no need...to...be...un...happy.

Charlyne Yi is working on a checklist for you people.

As the mother of a 16 year old, I find the fact that kids that young are legally allowed to marry full grown-ass adults abhorrent. All of this is deeply sad.

2011 was a craaaazy time! We were all still recovering from Balloon Boy

To be fair, it’s extremely likely Rourke doesn’t remember he was in a Marvel movie.

Why is this not the top comment?

had them sent to his aunt’s house.’

that’s what elevates this from ‘little kid inadvertently takes advantage of parents misunderstanding of password protecting things that can buy stuff’ to ‘little kid is shockingly nefarious about getting a ton of popsicles.’ 

Ah, yes, the Venture Brothers, famously not a direct ripoff of something.

Meanwhile I can’t get rid of even one of the 51 cases or 918 individual Squidward dildos I ordered! Not a single one!

The same for me, except instead of your reason it’s because I’m desperately unattractive. I asked my agent one time why he never sent head shots and he handed me a mirror.

The masks that prevent HIV go on your dick, numbnuts.

I’m surprised because if we were playing “where are they now,” I would have bet good money he was already in prison.

Thanks, you made me snort Diet Mountain Dew out of my nose with the Deborah Norville comment

Fun fact: the Dark Forces games were the only games ever (outside of VR, that is) to give me motion sickness. No idea why. Never had any issues before, never had any issues since. But these games were pretty much unplayable for me.

“...there’s nothing on it that says 911 Memorial.” But Gothamist has the receipts, showing a picture of the application that clearly states “Event name: September 11 memorial.”