Colton Underwood

How can Burton share the petition? He’s been missing presumed dead along with some college student for more than half a decade now.

Hey there; just wanna say fuck you. Okay, thanks.

True. Also true: The falling out between original drummer Bun E. Carlos and the rest of the band is wound the band never REALLY recovered from. Nothing from the post-Bun period is close to even their later best (stuff like ‘She’s Tight’ or even, yeesh, ‘The Flame’)

recognitions is the biggest moron of all here.

I have good news and I have bad news: Villeneuve’s Dune will be good, but there will be 45 minutes too much of it.

I have tried going back to relisten to some old LPOTL eps, because it’s hard to find good paranormal casts with the right tone, and MAN are they painful! At worst, blatantly racist and misogynistic, and best just loud and cringey. I hope they’v e gotten better, but I doubt it.

Honestly, the takeaway I got from this was less “Jamie Kennedy isn’t woke enough” but “Jamie Kennedy gotta eat.”

[Interior, AVCHQ, big conference room (the one up on 8 that gets the good pastries before meetings). A big meeting with big minds is in progress..]

Alicia Witt can be the principal or headmistress or anything really, I love her.

Khrystyne Haje...she was VERY important to 11 year old me.

THE AV CLUB

Just three? Come on, that’s weak sauce. You had the whole weekend to work on a fun (ugh) slideshow of creepy corporate mascots. Where’s The Noid?

So the Ava Gardner-canoodling producer is for sure Robert Evans—the legendary “kid stays in the picture” story is about the movie The Sun Also Rises, in which they costarred

Man, Antz just got dark.

Fools! They could get all the medals if they banned international athletes, too.

I liked Heaven’s Gate alright, but I think I had more fun reading Final Cut: Art, Money, and Ego in the Making of Heaven’s Gate written by former United Artists studio exec Stephen Bach. The beginning of the book goes into what was sort of different about United Artists as a studio in general, but mostly Bach goes…

I love the third Back to the Future. Yes, tonally they shift. First kind of adventure comedy, third western comedy, then in between this bleak dystopian sci fi. But who would have the balls to make one of the most successful movies of the year, one which offers endless possibilities due to time travel, and then say,…

Oceans 13 is fucking terrific and I demand an apology.