Except Master & Commander is actually good. 

Lol EXACTLY. I’ve made my point in other comments, but the gist is that she wasn’t ‘cast by Hollywood’ in this film; she literally made this project happen. Furthermore, the subject matter of the film itself specifically includes commentary on the couple’s age difference and its highly problematic nature in the movie i…

Mine is “Little sibling gets to play too”, which wasn’t great for D&D but got downright uncomfortable on my wedding night.

I believe women are allowed to make their own choices on age gaps when they are 30 or older. We must treat them like children before that.

Interesting observation. As the father of a teenage daughter now, maybe it would be worth revisiting that film. Except that would require me watching it again, and fuck that noise.

No no, she’ll replace the female boss. That way she can yell at Kevin James while creating a Sam/Dianne-type relationship, culminating in a big fat NASCAR wedding at Talladega in the season three finale.

Say what you will about Ariel, he was great in The Little Mermaid.

When do they replace his wife with Leah Remini?

There’s dozens of us...DOZENS! Also:

You should have pled a Velvet Underground reference defense and state the “37" is related to this gem (posting the Big Star version cause I love it and I push that band like a Jehovah Witness)

Call me very cautiously optimistic about a new Clerks animated series. The original was better than both the movies.

Good to know someone was calling her by the right name...

In related news, Jessie Spano is back in rehab after losing her thirty year long battle with caffeine.

She also reminds me of Challenger, the yellow crying plastic dog bank.

Sarah lost 50k+ followers the same week Twitter purged 70k Qanon accounts, which raises the question of what she did to piss off the other 20k.

It’s a free market, dummy. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps and earn those followers back with good old-fashioned hard work!

Excuse me, because it’s a great setting, I’m a sucker for fantasy, and this damn soundtrack pulls me right in -

“You better turn and walk away / might learn to love another day.”

Maybe the real tasered balls were the friends we made along the way?

Meanwhile Sean Connery greets him in Heaven like, “Once again Trebek, I came first! Just like your mother did last night!”