[...]the absolute fucking masterpiece that is Gremlins 2: The New Batch

@lattethunder - What? It came up organically

Destiny 2 exotics this season have been remarkably fun. The Witherhoard grenade launcher was a wonderful surprise that I was certain would get nerfed, but instead Bungie seems to be doubling down with fun new opportunities.

In this, the year 2020, where even the most ridiculously implausible and stupid things seem to happen with frightening regularity, I will still go out on that limb and say that “Ernest Cline wrote a good book” is impossible.

why is he charging money for this when you can get the exact same experience by knocking down the funko pop shelf at your local hot topic for free?

I like putting chips inside me

Not EVERY movie she was in... Denise Richards was the two best parts of Wild Things.

If only he had some thread and duct tape he might have been able to make it work.

I saw something where they confronted the producers about just this and their response was something about how their work was suppressed by the globalists, so it was never given a proper chance to compete at the box office and make billions.  Because of course that is what they would say

The audiobook is read by John Moschitta.

Screw you, the radicle left can’t tell me how to spell good.  FREEDOM OF SPEACH!

Hey, I struggle with this one too. It just feels like there should be an A in there somewhere, you know?

Should be frog-flavored:

If Ralph Nader is for oldies, I must be ancient with my thoughts of Ross Perot.

Trump’s song is The Needledick and the Damage Done. 

CF: “Fortunate Son” and “Born in the USA.”

The funniest part of all if this is that “Rockin’ in the Free World” is distinctly anti-Republican. It was written as a rebuttal to Bush’s “Thousand Points of Light” speech:

Fortnite’s players are about to teach Fortnite about racism.