It's never been released, far as I know.

Billy Bob Thornton directed an adaptation of 'All the Pretty Horses' in 2000. The Coens were the first to do it right, but they weren't the first to do it.

Know what could really benefit from a writers' strike? The AV Club.

Good ol' Bush-era Golda Meir.

I liked it better when they paid O’Neal in coke.

So it's not good but its lead characters are played by actors a lot of people would like to fuck? No way it'll be popular.

He died peacefully at home, surrounded by dwarf strippers, people who claimed to have fucked extraterrestrials, and skinny men who love fat women.

Because this place is now staffed by people who couldn't pass muster at 'Tiger Beat.' 

So even in real life he has a thing for gingers?

It’s not just ‘Star Wars.’ It’s also ‘Heat,’ ‘Last of the Mohicans,’ ‘Lawrence of Arabia,’ and ’Blood Simple.’ And if you want to be really pedantic, ‘2001’ and ‘The Shining.’

Huh. Pretty sure I typed AVClub in my browser. Not sure why I got a People magazine article instead.

What’s the big deal? He’s been saying this for years.

Does this mean Barney and Betty's son was Brandon-Brandon?

Nah, the best trailer is the red band ‘Sword and the Sorcerer’ one that the old theater here accidentally played before a showing of the PG-rated ‘Jaws’ knockoff ‘Great White.’ That was a special day for 11-year-old me.

Yes, which means he’s the only person on the subway not sitting in urine.

I hope the goddamn cook shoots him.

It can be two things.

I don’t blame them. Look what it did to Victoria Jackson.

And Garry Shandling dropped a couple of bleeped ones in 'Iron Man 2.'

Here's the best part of this: The book is dedicated to John Reuel Ronald Tolkien.