The finale of the original took place on the last day of 1979. This takes place in 1995. So this is about a 14-year-old smoking weed?

I’m from the Deep South. We call stuff like that an average Thursday.

I was in college when the miniseries originally aired and the first thing my roommate mentioned when we saw the initial ad for it was that scene. He was joking, but I’m guessing it’ll be awhile before ‘It’ gets mentioned and people don’t immediately to go to kids fucking in a sewer.

It was left out of both adaptations, thank Christ.

Yep.

You missed the part where it suddenly stopped being a retread of ‘Top Gun’ and became a retread of (good lord) ‘Iron Eagle.' So yes, you missed the good parts.

Twenty bucks says they do.

Terror on the Prarie sounds like a headline Kent Brockman would read.

And it would've saved us from 'Ghosts of Mars.'

In the library with a candlestick?

Really digging Ke Huy Quans's JJ Abrams cosplay.

It’s not a better title. Now it sounds like a frigging Jim Belushi sitcom.

This is true.

As others have pointed out, Strange Days is on Max. As no one has pointed out, it's in the wrong aspect ratio.

True Lies pops up on Hulu every few months.

That Joss Whedon really has a way with words.

At this rate, Pete Davidson is gonna be the next Jim Jones.

Looks like Nicki Clyne just found a new cause.

Give him credit for realizing alcohol is one of the few things that could make that movie tolerable.

They're currently on Paramount Plus. Before that they were on Showtime, which is owned by Paramount. The 4k set released last year reportedly sold well, so Paramount is doing a pretty job exploiting them.