Drax is 67? That’s absurd. Adding a DC character to the list would've been less absurd.

At no point is Ultron scary. He’s dull and he refuses to shut up. He’s like a villain in a Moore-era Bond flick.

Four million? Damn, that's a lot of publicity.

“Somebody wants us to shill.”

Also true of Barsanti posts.

Monday: The Princess is one of the 15 best movies coming to Hulu in July.

A guy who wrote FF, Thor, and X-Men is involved in this? Yeah, that is weird.

It’s gonna take time to animate that worm who constantly whines about how horny he is.

Depends on what's in your contract.

It's coming.

Well duh. Pretty sure the original cat is dead.

Nope, sorry. This politician is from a real country.

The book is without question one of the worst novels I’ve ever read. The plot boils down to (spoilers ahead) a stand-in for the author trying to revenge-kill a stand-in for a certain female politician. Eight episodes is going to make for a massive slog.

A quick search informs me Raging Bull will be on Prime in July, but you do you.

Another fine display of wit from Sam “My Mom Thinks I'm Funny" Barsanti.

Yeah, Jaws would be so much better if it looked like the shark survived and Brody lived out his days on a sinking boat.

They were thinking audiences will have a heiluva good time.

Did Tyson cop to doing anything that could be construed as being a "bad influence"?

Election results?

Speaking of cuts, the fuck happened to his face?