I know 'Get Carter' was awful, but that's still a pretty mean name to call Stallone.

Your mom’s weight.

All of this is true. It’s no surprise the tie-in arcade game was a hell of a lot more memorable.

5. The AV Club will spend a lot of time covering things it claims we'd all be better off ignoring.

Twenty bucks says Bakshi still manages to find a way to accuse them of ripping him off.

This place is really be coming an embarrassment.

You’d think a Star Wars nerd would've learned long ago that Star Wars doesn't give a shit about so-called established canon.

Oh like you'd know how to spell it.

That’s "iffect."

This is awful. But at least he didn't live his life like a schnook.

Nope. The phrase is "effect change."

They should instead do an episode on the difference between "affect" and "effect."

Or the cocaine.

“She and Steve's arc"? Hoo-boy.

So now we gotta deal with Barsanti on weekday mornings? Great.

Think the guy who did the CG for that movie ever traded up from a Commodore 64?

Good look to Wimmer on coming up with an even more insultingly preposterous explanation for how the villain moves about undetected.

The hell? I expect better from the guy who fucked around on his wife.

The shaved head and hospital gown qualifies as "nostalgia for itself"? How the fuck else should she have looked in a flashback?

Logan Lucky is far and away the best movie filmed in my neighborhood.