An outright fabrication? One that paints her in a bad light?

In defeating the vile Dookies, Rocker threw the first no-hitter in Super Regionals history.

Are you really going to complain about CA firefighters getting some pussy? They’ve got a hard job, maybe let them have this one!

If they go around tranqulising all of the cougars they find, it’s really going to mess with the California dating scene.

Another possible follow up for Jason Whitlock: “Only child? Broken home with no siblings to learn how to work things out? Yeah, of course Jesus of Nazareth was a loser who didn’t peak until he was 33 - and only had one good year.”

#objectiveanalysis

Finally, a Wetteland that the Trump administration will try to save.

The Ann Coulter live show is off to an amazing start.

They need a better evacuation plan. 

This is a prime example of early mussel car.

Going a little fast there, buddy. Where’s the fire? *Points back at police officer’s car.

This Is Us on Diet Coke & Methamphetamines

Hello, Ms Spaeth? You don’t know me, but I’m calling to give you a little heads-up...

“Now I ain’t saying that he’s a dumb nigga. But he aint messing with no smart niggas”

I’m a straight woman of color and my dad sexually abused me. Let me spell out to you what incest meant to me. I can remember only a very few moments of my childhood ever being happy. There are no childhood photos of me smiling. I spent much of my childhood in my bed, under a blanket, crying. I was completely…

SMH yet many a white guy with weapons and a blank or 'agitated' expression went unnoticed as they prepared to carry out mass shootings. Pot meet kettle.

It’s really not easy to rack up a bill that high for a custom shirt. Top-end cotton from Charvet or Turnbull & Asser are almost never more than about EUR1000 and the best silk (which I’m not even sure T&A do anymore except for white tie/dress) is around EUR1200. I think the only way you could be averaging USD1500 per…

Everyone at FuckedNews makes their bank by blowing Valdimir Putin, but this guy’s the one who should be ashamed?

The global racism hasn’t changed in how its used againtst blacks. It cuts us off economically, uses religion to say God wants us displaced and at the bottom, uses pseudoscience to pretend we’re inferior, sets up a buffer race to enforce these beliefs in society and backs it all with a brutal police regime.

You have to commit fraud on a scale large enough to crash the entire economy to avoid prosecution.  She went too small.  

If The Root staff come back in white polo shirts and khaki slacks we should contact the CDC.