No need to get to the liquor cabinet if you fall asleep clutching a half full bottle of rye in the place of what once was meaningful human contact.
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lattegirl
Wait, are people NOT saying Beyonce is a genius? I am a dumpy middle-aged white dude, I am essentially an anthropomorphic pair of Dockers, and even I think Beyonce is a genius.
“Popups” is exactly what I told my wife when she was asking about the midget cakesitting videos.
Bible Thumper.
To quote Caribou Barbie:
I am a hot woman. I don’t have a name because I never needed one because I’m so hot. (Like a lot of hot women, I…
He’s in an urn that looks like a cookie tin.
Poodles Rule!!! Here's 2 of my 3. They don't mind baths.
On April of 2014, rapper Andre “Christ Bearer” Johnson cut off his penis and jumped off a second-story balcony while…
Does anyone else find it amazing that, after 19 weeks of Shade Court, there's still an enormous group of people who…