Fuckin insecure meat eaters are the worst. No one cares that you’re threatened by a veggie burger. This is coming from someone who loves a good ol’ fashioned cheeseburger but jeez y’all don’t have to come into every veggie burger review or recipe and extol the virtues of real meat. If you’re not interested in meat…

And, like I said last week, the one handed market owner is played by Chaz Bono, who I’m STILL not sure the writer knows is that person.

“The one-armed market owner ...” 

Obama Hussein Obama golfed while Katrina burned!

“The main reason Santan is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.” - George Carlin

Condescendingly calling people “honey” is way more trolly than asking (albeit rhetorical) questions about the status of the United States on the international stage.

Trump doesn’t have “Dems roots”. He was born filthy rich to a racist father. And he has continued the family tradition. His roots are money and ego. Colbert is trying to get to his ego. The problem is, the NRA will go the money route, and that will win the long game every time with Trump.

So it takes comedy late show hosts to editorialize the pure madness of automatic weapons in the hands of psychos. After all, no one else is doing it.

His message resonates because he is doing something that other hosts cannot do. Kimmel is becoming politically aware before our very eyes. This is not something that happens easily to someone of his age and in such a public way. We can see every cautious step he takes into the light, fearful of rejection. Despite…

Anybody else just want to give Jimmy Kimmel a hug?

I applaud all the words spoken by each of the hosts. Emotionally, I’m probably most in line with Meyers right now. I’m so over it with congress on this issue; Just be honest and tell us you don’t care. But I think Colbert’s appeal to Trump’s ego is a brilliant play, and I hope Donald falls for it.

> right now, in 2017, what separates the USA from other countries?

Member of law enforcement here. There is no legitimate reason for any civilian to have access to assault weapons. None. Fuck the libertarian bullshit. Full stop.

I wonder if Bill will talk about it on his show tonight.

the first line is good, but you need the full verse:

I’m fortunate to have been able to see Tom and the Heartbreakers in 2014 on the Hypnotic Eye tour. Just an incredibly likable, entertaining and talented guy, almost always with a smile on his face. And funny too. I loved his Buried Treasure radio show. I am just shocked and heartbroken and this day already sucked…

He’s one of my favorite artists ever (have 10-plus of his albums, the book from his documentary, saw him live a few times) and while I am sad, I’ve got to say...I’m just thankful he had a long, good run. That’s the main emotion — thanks.

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That’s actually really beautiful. What more legacy could you possibly ask for? The man stops, but the music keeps going. And it’s everywhere, inside everyone. Aw, man. Now I’m about to cry.

Somewhere, at any given time, there’s an unhappy working stiff humming “I Won’t Back Down” to himself, or a Hollywood road trip sardonically scored by “Into the Great Wide Open,” or a classic rock dad trying to learn the tab to “Refugee” in his garage, or a tipsy mid-western coed hollering along to “American…