I would have a divorce-themed wedding where the cake has the two tiny figurines glaring at each other with their arms crossed, and the DJ only plays break-up songs. I'm superstitious and I think a divorce-themed wedding would ward off the Evil Eye.

Clearly yes, because now I have to know where he went!

I had my first kiss in three years since I left my abusive ex-boyfriend. Anything I did with him, I don't count it as real.

Sorry guys, I must just be at the time in my cycle where I'm more sensitive to bullshit woo-woo "science" studies.

This is probably not the case for everyone, but when I'm in panic mode I do NOT like people calming me down because in the moment it feels like the panic is not justified and in the moment that is offensive. I told my husband to put on the kettle and make some tea. I had to develop calm down techniques for myself that…

My curiosity was insatiable.

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished…

Unfunny theory: We put a crapload of stuff like this in my senior yearbook. I think parents could pay for those little ads for like $25 (and we had a similar option for students to put in tributes to their friends), but not all of the space was bought up. So we grabbed a handful of old photos from maybe the 70s that…

My mom used to call my dad Mussolini because my dad was the only punctual one in the family and Mussolini made the trains run on time. "Girls, Mussolini says we better get going." Now that I work with developmentally disabled people I have affectionate pet names for some of them such as "Mussolini," "Raised by…

I imagine there are a lot of good stories in mental health, as there are in my field, which is special education.

He wanted to take you higher.

When I was in college, I covered for a law firm's receptionist when she was out. The firm shared a reception area with the county mental health commissioner, which means that he decided whether people should be forcibly committed to a psychiatric hospital or rehab when a petition was filed. Like with Britney Spears…

Things I have experienced as a Disney cast member:

No, it's not legal. But sueing would have been a nightmare. Which is why companies can get away with shit like this.

*Hermione hand raising .gif*

My boss sat the entire company down one morning in the boardroom for a very important meeting.