*To racists, this doesn't look like their country at all.

I think some gum can kill dogs, lol

What the fuck is Mongolian AIDS? Gross.

I totally get that. I'm married, out of the house, and asked my dad recently if he'd be disappointed with me if I had a kid. Lol

That cackling is the BEST.

Oh, I guess there are! Whoops.

This isn't the open thread. You might have better luck on it :)

Girlfriend can sing, though.

I had serious check anxiety. Half the time the machine wouldn't read the fucking check and the customer would cuss me out over it, because it's my fault the company wouldn't buy new machines. Or they handed me a check that looked like it had been through a goddamn war. One register, the one I was usually stationed at,…

I would do stuff like that too. I had one lady get snappy at me once and tell me I'd be better at my job if I "knew math." (I go to one of the best colleges in the U.S. lol.)

Both are the worst. Ugh.

When I was a cashier, I absolutely hated when people would put the money on the counter or next to the card swiper instead of in my open hand. No, really, don't bother regarding me as a human being, it's cool.

Just 60%? Doubtful.

Speak for yourself.

Even in the States!

It sounds really mean, tbh.

Please don't use PTSD in that sense. :/

Am I the only one annoyed with people whining on FB about "this isn't REALLY the biggest storm ever, shut up, duh!" As if that matters. People are goddamn dead and FB trolls are trying to play factchecker.

Hell, let's just shear ourselves at home! Anything but this ass!

The other night my husband was telling me I'd be even sexier if I shaved off my eyebrows/started drawing them on. Yet somehow this douche knows all? Give me a break.