What did you expect? & Jez doesn't do trigger warnings. Life doesn't come with trigger warnings.

As if there weren't enough red flags, her husband refusing to wear a ring is a huge one. Sometimes I want to tell my husband to take his off (e.g. when I forget to put mine back on after a shower and we're out in public—we already look like complete opposites and I'm self-conscious that people with think he's cheating…

Why?

Haha, I'm glad! :)

Fried Oreos are the BEST.

More for me OMNOMNOM

Obv we won't be hoping that's our daughter's fate?

I like Sofia spelled with a f. My husband won't go for it though. We're opting for Inri for a girl instead, and if I have my way, her middle name will be Kennedy.

*hours :P

Does body shaming thin women make you feel better about yourself? It cuts both ways. It's nasty.

Bony? I see muscle.

Boobs often bounce around during sex, that's one reason I can think of why people might like it. /shrug

I would love to see this but with balls. #thatgirl

Same. This video looks pretty consensual, unless there's a gun to her head off camera (doubtful).

That is adorable that you test the pavement.

Yes, they are.

Hahaha

I would love to be hugged by an elephant trunk. #newdream

Right? House of Cards is just too amazing.