I dig this look on her a lot.

If she had put it like you said, something like “ A mermaid’s body on me is a bit unrealistic, but you did a great job with the face!” then this discussion wouldn’t exist. But she didn’t, she said, “Is that what my boobs are supposed to look like?” “It’s gorgeous but it’s not my body” with an sad-ish emoji. She’s all…

Somehow I both agree with Demi’s comments about Swift and think she shouldn’t have said them, and definitely shouldn’t have issued a non-apology about them. Not because I thought they were mean, really. She’s basically saying Swift and her friends are really pretty in an unattainable way, which isn’t “nice” but also…

From a certain standpoint, I get it her defense of her friend. People always assume just because they haven’t seen the abusive/violent side of friends that it’s impossible. It’s frustrating, but I get it.

The whole death drive thing is very odd, and I would guess some kind of editing error occurred there. But I have no idea how it was intended to read.

I have never been to Vegas, but this might get me there. The prospect of a 3-day weekend with Celine, Britney, and Mariah makes my inner gay man shiver with excitement.

I love how Star says, while critiquing each part of Khloe’s body, that she does not accept normal body flaws. I wonder why she feels she can’t have physical flaws?????? This mystery may never be solved!

I love it! It’s very her. Glam and ostentatious, yet somehow unpretentiously so, even intimate. There’s no explaining this ‘cause it isn’t based on anything rational but: I get the feeling with Mariah that being around her is to be invited into her lush life, as opposed to being an onlooker, and this billboard really…

Eh, I got a growth spurt at around Taylor’s age, so it’s not unheard of. Also, it looks like Taylor has gained a bit of weight elsewhere, too. Her arms and shoulders don’t look so thin and bony.

Or in the words of Michael Scott, “BFD engaged isn’t married.”

I apologize for making you do that. Have a drink and tell them to put it on my tab.

You need a code word to say Give me an epidural? How bout give me an epidural.

Yeah, he was just...beautiful. Some recent roles have been fairly decent (Gatsby) but good lawd was he a fine man back in the day.

OH GOD, the timing on this! I recently got engaged, and I feel so ambivalent about the ring. I’m not sure I even believe in the idea of an engagement ring, but it’s such a THING. It’s the first thing people ask about when they find out you’re engaged. I’m excited about the engagement, not the ring, guys.