If what I’ve read is true, you may like them.

Jimmy the busboy dropped a martini glass, so all patrons will have a 40 cent charge added to their bill.

It’s possible that despite what your general feelings are on Rovell that he’s correct in this instance. Employee health insurance costs are essentially a fixed expense, not at all affected by how many employees you have working that shift or how much your customers spend. It’s an expense of running a business, not of…

So now that he’s shown he can read a defense, the next step is doing it in a live game and acting on it. Or maybe his problem is that he’s constantly trying to find the perfect option rather than taking a good enough option. I have little doubt it comes down to coaching, and while his offensive line isn’t great they…

People are talking about it. But I haven’t heard anyone say anything about O’Brien losing two timeouts and a challenge on a single play in the first half. It didn’t end up having any significance, but it’s fairly emblematic of his overall game management.O

The Houston O-line is not good, but a good number of the hits Watson takes are at least partially his fault. He frequently holds onto the ball too long and doesn’t seem to sense where the rush is coming from and just kind of drifts into it. His line needs improvement, without a doubt, but when he’s sacked six or seven…

Why would anyone serve tail on shrimp and full crab claws in a gumbo? It’s pure laziness. Why not just throw a chicken wing in there too? And leave the corn on the cob, I’ll handle it.

There’s nothing wrong with serving a lobster tail without the shell, and in many cases it’s preferable. I once ordered lobster spaghetti at a nice restaurant, and was shocked to see a full lobster in the shell atop a pile of spaghetti and the whole thing covered in marinara sauce. It was a nightmare. If I’ve ordered…

There are several HBCUs that are I-A in football and other sports, so scholarship opportunities exist. Those are decidedly less competitive than at Power 5 schools, so if you’re anywhere on the recruiting radar and meet the other eligibility requirements, I’m sure the football coaches would love to have you. Most of th…

It’s a hockey nickname, so it’s undoubtedly Kakksy.  

It makes sense for those athletes who aren’t heavily recruited and shouldn’t expect to get any playing time, but still go to a Power 5 school for “the program” or who have unrealistic dreams of breaking through. Preferred walk-ons and that type. Those players would probably benefit themselves from going to the HBCU.…

“Despiteconstituting only 3 percent of four-year colleges in the country, HBCUs have produced 80 percent of the black judges, 50 percent of the black lawyers, 50 percent of the black doctors, 40 percent of the black engineers, 40 percent of the black members of Congress, and 13 percent of the black CEOs in America…

Hill’s point is fine, from a big picture ideological standpoint. The problem is that it would require 17 and 18 year old kids to make a decision en masse that’s against their individual and collective best interests in order to theoretically benefit HBCUs somewhere down the line.

The referees should be able to screw Texans’ opponents out of at least 30 seconds per half to neutralize Bill O’Brien’s clock management ineptitude.

Not only does the cut off logo look stupid, the background color of the logos are frequently the reverse of the jerseys the teams are wearing which makes it extremely confusing.

So you’re saying that if I want to know how much liquid it will take to fill a jar I can just fill the jar with that liquid, and however much it takes, that’s my answer?

The Jezebel response may collapse the internet.

The first one is probably accidental, but why does she then go over and hit him again? I guess they can’t kick you out twice, so you may as well.

Copy editing is bewildering.

“Just as liable" is an extremely Brown-positive take.  Every bit of this is entirely his fault.  They were overly patient and permissive of all of his bullshit that kept him of the field.