You can do the same thing with a slotted spoon and not have your hands all over the eggs or eggs all over your hands.

He’s entirely right except for his premise that this is a uniquely American problem of refusing to acknowledge or address racist as an issue and as a problem. If you took all the countries in the world, we‘re probably around the middle on acknowledgement and above average on our willingness to address it. There are…

Stupid autocorrect.  I obviously meant white receiver.

Your list of dickhead athletes is incomplete if wife receiver isn’t somewhere on there. Some are probably good guys, but then there are the other 98% who do various shit including:

Somehow I feel like it’s only a matter of time until Have I Been Pwned or one of the other monitoring services has a data breach.

Reportedly it wasn’t the kick returner but rather a blocker on a kick return that he blew up on the second hit, which mitigates it by about 0.025%. He’s a rookie excited about his first training camp and trying to make the team, and the veterans are just there because they’re contractually obligated to be. Hopefully…

Send a busboy around every 30 minutes with a spray bottle to clean any tables where food is not being consumed.  

You don’t need security screws. In fact, if someone brings in a Phillips head screwdriver and climbs under the table that’s the first sign of societal apocalypse. I say leave the outlets open, but set them up so they’re prone to power surges, ideally controlled by a breaker in the back.

I get all that. But the money was apparently moved through PokerStars, and the apparent fact that they don’t have a formalized policy is shocking to me.

I don’t doubt there’s shadiness. However, my experience is that when you’re entering an agreement with someone and they say “Just trust me, we don’t need a contact,” that’s when you really need a contract.

Johnny Manziel did this a thousand times.  Baker Mayfield just waited until the camera was on him.

That’s a reasonable argument at first, but when you file an actual lawsuit based on those same facts I feel like it kind of submarines it.

I find it hard to believe that for the amount of money involved there aren’t contractual terms regarding cancellation and refund. If there truly aren’t that’s bad business by both parties.

Fora second I thought this was the guy that bought Babe Ruth's hat, but then I realized that was Obese Wells.

According to my high school coaches, the offense should be able to execute their play even if the defense knows what was coming. To prove this point, they’d tell the defense the offensive playcall. Of course, then they’d get pissed that nine defenders were filling the 3-hole. So you were supposed to know what was…

Remember when salad was a healthy option?Before it was just a conveyance for butter and beef fat?

Where else is she going to get the experience of being groped by a line cook after snorting heroin?  College?

“your entire argument has rested on the fact that it’s better to make an out on contact than strikeout, which is incorrect.”

No one is suggesting that players shouldn’t try to get hits. I’m assuming that they can’t always get a hit, and when you hit the ball you may get a hit or failing that it may under some circumstances at least turn into a productive out. You seem to be saying that a player should either get an extra base hit or strike…

Show me any bit of evidence, either statistics or a probabilistic model, that striking out with runners on base leads to better outcomes on the whole, even if you exclude the possibility of a hit. You absolutely won’t find it.