Typical Deadspin, always sticking up for Cardinals fans, or as they call them around here “the greatest fans in baseball”. I’m sick of the pro-Cardinal bias of this place!

162 Games of Kristen

Reds have a 1.5 game lead over the Cardinals!

Jozy’s most clinical finish in years.

Terry Collins is 66 I’m sure he was pissed for about 5 seconds then stopped, then pissed again, then stopped then pissed again for about 5 minutes

These shoes, a pulse rifle and a 9 year old and I’ll finally be able to force my mother out of the airlock.

Brother, nice hat tip to the Hulkster.

This is the sort of Fox News I can get behind.

Sometimes i like to take acid and/or do cocaine at parties instead of drink. It results in fun times and makes the drunkness of everyone around you seem more entertaining than offputting.

Hell yes. Sometimes you just want to play some Destiny/FFXIV/whatever else without having to talk to anyone.

I’m pretty sure that’s just his instruction to the artist.

Ciara already tried a Future upgrade; it didn’t take.