Minor quibble, in the first image, that is a windage tray, not a baffle. The windage tray keeps the oil from splashing on the crank, which causes parasitic drag and it also assist in limiting oil frothing. Baffles slow the movement of oil in the pan during cornering.

I always find it funny when dealership employees or any employee for that matter make fun of people who can’t afford a $200k car or other pricy stuff. Dude, you are a sales employee. You can’t afford that shit either, so don’t act all mighty.

I’m sorry but THIS IS A PIECE OF GARBAGE and we should burn this site and ALL THE EDITORS to the ground because this is a serious feministic organization and we must endorse the true struggle. Like, I saw a woman earlier today who was sweating outside. Outside. There was sweat. All over her brow. It was hot, sure, but …

Other things that happen in a trillionth of a second:

So when Windows gives the blue screen of death, do you die in real life?

Are they still making these? Honestly?

That would probably be treading too close to Subaru territory.

Also they bought the CR-V because they had a third kid.....Three kids! You are not fitting two kids and a car seat comfortably in the back of a CR-V.

At first I was all “What? This is beautiful. Look at that wonderful little Civic. Such a great little car. What a great family.”

Then IT CAME.

They rape you at Taco Bell?

Can we all applaud and celebrate that he used landscape mode?

meh, it’s made in Canada, and designed in metric

When I win the Powerball jackpot, I will give the Singer treatment to all sorts of cars.

Thank you for making me notice that, dick.

I would spend an inordinate amount of time ogling that paint job as well.

I think it’s more attractive than the Vette.

That’s what the siren and lights are for, brah

David, can you do me a favor? I’m reading Jalopnik on my phone and I only see 17 ads on this page. I think we can squeeze a few more in without breaking up the flow. Thanks!

I am honestly shocked that the trooper responded with humility. I would have expected an excoriating reply and possible a new speeding ticket for Turner based on the trooper knowing how fast he had to go to catch up to him.