Yo, whatever. The soundtrack to that video was dope. 20 min of chopped and screwed music mixed in with houston rap? You just made a friend.

Somewhere a GM exec has a photo of the damaged pre-production Camaro and a sticky note that says “never trust Jalopnik” on his desk 

Hyundai and Kia are like those parents everyone knows who are together for the kids, but they sleep in different bedrooms and mostly do their own thing.

I won a BaT auction the year for a car never sold in North America. I’ve long lusted after this model, and after years of saving my pennies (and learning to wrench on a sedan version I picked up from CL years ago) I was finally able to make the dream come true.

God damn this is well written

I really, really appreciate that. I am a longtime Jalopnik reader, so it was a thrill to just get the green light on one article. That I’ve written four this year is even more an honor, and that any Jalopnik reader appreciates it is more than I can say. I’m working hard to do even more in ‘18!

@Michelle if you’re reading this. You’re the best!

David, these vehicles are hulking piles of shit. I expect you to buy them.

Oh, THAT’S why I roll my eyes so much!

“Fetus” -> “extra small attached babyperson”

It’s not about narrative, really; it’s about drive. Having something to offer the world is purpose. Benefiting society is purpose. Purpose can be anything—it’s just the thing that motivates you to keep going even though there are countless things working against you at all times.

My wife would probably be more interested in the show if they hired him.

I want this to happen very badly.

These two sad sacks.

My baby. While it does run ours sill in pretty bass Shape. Missing body pieces, the dash is all broken, no speakers or radio. I keep saying I’m going to fix it. Money is the world’s greatest barrier. Ill get to you one day my love.

it sits on my drivewayfor 4 years  it is my fd’s. It was his daily d, til a vacuum hose issue and lose front bumper, sat ever since, then was vandalized at his place so i offered to store it for him... He has another car at my house that I run and maintain for him, so I cant really take care of 2 cars that aint mine.

Yeah, Ari did it better.

Did you see the nod?