you sound just like my mom

Freaking evolution, could you be any more obvious?

I was expecting more 33 Thompson

I dont remember how i started following Jamie Chadwick, it was a while ago now... but shes definitely my pick. Fantastic driver.

Seconded. Jerry’s writing style—and really just his whole thing—resonates with me as someone also afflicted with the same obvious derangement of the mind. 😏 Regardless of what he’s talking about, he constructs these overwrought monuments to language. But when the subject matter is of sufficient import and his cause…

In fairness, in so far as part of their identity is being against Antifa, their new flag does communicate that.

Clueless Hero was me playing dark souls for the first time.

Exactly what's happening to my mind as well 😔

Completely agree. The more I see of it the less interested I am.

I hope they do a sequel. I’m excited for that, basically. Sort out all the shit in the first game and figure out what works and what doesn’t.

“Stop “just asking questions” if you won’t listen to the answers.”

I’m a nurse at a major general hospital. We’ve seen a lot of death and suffering. Talking to fellow nurses, and doctors, the people in our lives “just asking questions” have no interest in listening or believing our stories. I’ve given up on those people, because analyzing past data, you come to the realization: they…

See you in six weeks when Patrick is dominating at every tournament because someone discovered a wavedash juggle infinite zipbird combo which when combined with his edgehog recovery projectile, grants him 1/7325th of a frame of invincibility, thus giving him favorable matchups against Alanis Morissette.

First Ian calls Ren and Stimpy “obscure” next to Invader Zim, now Ethan calls Rocko a dog? I simply won’t abide by this lack of Nicktoons knowledge on Kotaku. 

Came here to post this.

Reading that in the article confused then angered me more than it should have.

Rocko is a wallaby, not a dog!

I feel the same way, Nickelodeon has so many good characters that it would be overwhelming to put them all in at launch. If the game is good hopefully they will continue to add to the roster with updates. 

Question for those who know about tattoos. What happens to them when you beef up like that? Do they just sort of stretch out? Is it a worry that they’ll end up disproportionately stretched? Like if you have something that goes all the way from wrist to shoulder and you build up your biceps more than your forearm, will…

Not only does cutting out booze dramatically reduce your caloric intake, you suddenly have to find something to do to distract yourself. Pumping iron seems healthier than commenting on the internet...