Maybe they are the nerfs that need herding?

It’s actually what Kamino shifted their production line to once they had fulfilled all their orders for the Boba Fett clones.

They grow them in vats.

Some where there is a giant building, possibly built in the brutalist style. In these building are teams of men who work tirelessly to create cruel blonde women for Fox News in tubes.

I’m 100% sure of this.

I would actually love if this really was payback for his puerile attacks on the Clintons. I’m not a fan of them, but if they could crush this twerp for the slings and arrows he lobbed at them twenty-five years ago, it would be cool-as-fuck Count of Monte Cristo shit.

If the facts are against you, argue the law. If the law is against you, argue the facts. If the law and the facts are against you, pound the table and yell like hell.

Where is the other side of the calendar? Show me dem birds!

Jesus, in that video he looks like a 5-year-old who said something suggestive by accident and isn’t sure why everyone is laughing but is so happy to have the attention...

Just imagine what it’ll do for their self-confidence after they slay the balrog.

Make America Grain Alcohol

Hear that noise? That is the sound of 100 lawyers cracking their knuckles and popping their necks at seeing this.

If you literally have to turn yourself into a pretzel to justify your crackpot theory

I’ll admit, I thought “demonic possession” was going to be the next excuse. I didn’t see “it was his doppleganger” coming.

It’s simply not a Destiny game if they don’t find a way to fuck something up by changing something no one imagined needed a change.

The guardians over at /r/destinythegame seem to think that Bungie is just trying to get people to burn through their huge stockpiles of masterwork cores before they adjust the cost way down.

True story - what’s even sadder for that beer vendor is that his job doesn’t even provide enough to allow him to go back to his home in Kansas to visit his father. His dad had to use some of his retirement savings to travel to Landover just to be able to see his boy.

I second this

Hell yes to Vagrant Story too.  As much as I disliked the clunky menu system, it was a fantastic game.