Stop making your ships look like pizza and I’ll stop eating them.

Wait, who said this was Westworld’s big twist? I don’t even think it was top 5 in terms of big twists. In order of things that I think were a bigger twist:

As a former member of the local NH press corps, I think I speak for all of my colleagues when I say, you didn’t have to be there. Stay home. Let the professionals, who have been following the candidates around for six months, getting actual news out of it, continue to do their jobs. You, and the national press like…

I have waited so long for a new Homeworld... Never thought this game would actually come.

wow what if god bans u

Titty Lovin’ Donut Receptacle.

Dear Bristol Palin:

I loved the narrative of Flappy Bird too!

i don’t think you played FO3.

Except give him a fake nuke code that Will trigger fireworks that spell YOU’RE FIRED.

Man, that’s a lot of white people.

I was 17 and my mom took me to her gynecologist to have him tell her if I was a virgin or not.

“Every Compelling Character In The Entire Trilogy Is Male”

I’m not a lawyer so I don’t actually know shit, but I do like to hear myself talk, and reading through the petition it seems to me that Brady has a pretty decent case. To me the most important part seems to be previous acknowledgements that Goodell must recuse himself when his own conduct is at issue, as well as a…

Luke I bet you’ll also love this seen in Ghost in the Shell. Also recorded by Kenji Kawai, and direcded by Mamoru Oshii.

Also: PNG, genius.

I think he fooled you and now you’re backtracking.....

One time on a flight, the baby belonging to the couple seated beside me decided that I was an enemy that needed to be outed and destroyed. This baby, which I had never seen before, gave me a death glare and began reaching over to slap me with its fat little sausage arm. The parents were surprised and mortified. They…