I was really supportive of your post yesterday, and you repay me by calling Batman a choad? TRUCE OVER.

Older Brother (today): [makes nice one-handed catch of the ball]
Veterinarian (tomorrow): [makes nice one-handed catch of the balls]

“You need another drink like you need a hole in your he—”

“I’m already not interested. It’s just one big computer. This is Avatar”

FUCKING PRINCESS.

What would a video game movie trailer be without some dismissive, hipster asshole mentioning “I’m already not interested” in the first ten seconds, as if he was forcibly conscripted to watch the trailer.

That guy, and I hope he is reading this...can eat my nuts.

“should have just evolved the F-22”

You mean, don't fuck with cults.

I think lack of Eddie Furlong ruined this film:

Somebody needs to make a Dumbledore Puking gif.

And that somebody is me.
(I don’t think it’s working)

He got famous by talking out his ass. I’m not surprised he’s sticking with the formula.

I’m not buying it with good reason. I believe sometimes these so called reports (I am NOT laying this at Tyler’s feet in any way) are put out there by writes who forget there are former military pilots like myself, who never flew an F-35 Lightning II, but did fly F-16 C & D’s.... along with the F-15- C variant. And…

Gutsiest move I ever saw, man....

Do these jeans look good?

“STOP BUYING VIDEO GAMES BECAUSE I THINK ITS RUINING THE INDUSTRY, WAAAAAAHH! I AM GOING TO KEEP MAKING ARTICLES SAYING ITS BAD UNTIL I CAN CONVINCE EVERYONE I AM RIGHT”

2003 invasion is the worst decision of this century. We have created that mess and now we hold a certain degree of responsibility for cleaning it up. If Iraq fails, we can expect a domino effect similar to the Vietnam, except that the communists look like boy scouts when compared to IS.

This is nothing. The New York Mets have been pretending to be a pro-style team for 53 years.

An image with a sufficient number of pixels will eventually stop being pixel art and just become a high-res image.

Dont Even Joke. Not like this.