I have blasted through deeper puddles in my Forester, which is nine years old. This is a ludicrously incapable vehicle. 

Wait wait wait wait wait are you saying, are you ACTUALLY IMPLYING that Elon Musk overpromises with ridiculous claims and then MASSIVELY UNDERDELIVERS and yet people still report his ridiculous claims as facts?

My biggest question: Was this year filled with chants and a sea of MAGA flags dominating the camps around Hammertown? When I went in 2022, it felt more like I was at a political rally that happened to have a race going through it. Sometimes the “Let’s Go Brandon” chants drowned out the racing action, which was as…

The Colorado ZR2 starts under $47,000 MSRP, a full $13k less than the LC lol Yeah, it’s not an SUV, but the author did say “one of the cheapest and most capable off-roaders on the market.” And the Colorado has 4 doors, basically an SUV anyways. Hell, you can even opt for the ZR2 Bison with all the AEV goodies for…

Yeah the authors comparison seems silly, I don’t know what the heck he means with the quote below. I haven’t researched the LC in detail, but I’m pretty sure the Rubi and Sasquatch have the 57k LC pretty handily outclassed offroad

I still think the best line is when the guy at the recruitment center says “Mobile Infantry made me the man I am today!” with sincere pride, then the camera shifts back to show that he's lost both of his legs

a coworker told me an enlightening story about his neighbor. She wanted to reduce expenses so she traded in her Mercedes on a Kia. But because she was used to her Merc she got a higher end model with all the options, and when the paperwork was finally signed she owed more $ and was saving only 35 bucks/mo on her…

But it does make a nice noise...

WITNESS THE HONDA CVCC VACUUM LABYRINTH

To be honest, if I had to deal with Elon, I’d feel internal pressure to do drugs too

Off the top of my head, having trouble off-roading and getting rescued by and F150, diff lock on certain trims show ‘coming soon’ due to software issues, this tire-hubcap problem, along with the typical Tesla build quality. I’m sure more issues will surface as more people get their hands on these things. This is just…

Ah, but now you’re running into the “determined by innate and immutable biological and genetic characteristics” definition from the letter.

Thanks vroom for overpaying for my car a few years ago. It’s was especially hilarious watching them lower the price a bit every few weeks until they were upside down on it almost $1500 plus 2 new front tires.

They clearly missed the full traction control calibration stage or forgot to program for a wheel in the air situation. It didn’t even look like the truck tried to grab the brake of the spinning wheel to force power to the wheel that is on the ground. My 90's sedan has rudimentary traction control that is smart enough…

I would suspect that aside from software issues, the suspension geometry is not ideal for legit offroading and rock crawling. Air suspensions certainly can work wonders on the road, providing the perfect balance between comfort and sportiness/control. But if maintaining a contact patch while allowing for long…

Pontiac and Holden

I saw the Cybertruck referred to as the IncEl Camino and that’s how I will forever think of it. 

THE ALL NEW CHEVY CRAMRO

I’ve never owned a vehicle with more than 6 speeds. Xterra was a 5 speed auto, ZR2 is a 6 speed auto, Cramro was a 6 speed manual, both motos are 6 speed manual. Not counting bicycles, I guess.

Any car that’s all Trumped-out. You know the one. Trump bumper stickers, Trump Flags, hand-written Trump pronouncements. You just know that the driver is someone you never want to sit next to at a party.