Keeping TC on is the important part.  Wide tires help, but even my Camaro 1LE with 305's in the back had no issue breaking them loose on the street.  

It can also drive itself into fire trucks!

My buddy’s 2016 Tacoma. Front to back there’s enough room, but the floor is so high it’s like you’re driving with your feet sticking straight out in front of you.

Vimes boots theory of socioeconomic unfairness

God damn, you tesla fan bois gotta take a chill pill.  

What would be the ‘correct’ E85 mix? E85 is readily available around me, and the article points out that the full HP will be available with an ethanol percentage anywhere above 65%.

Ok?  I was replying to the guy talking about a gutted Model S like it’s factory.

No inspection in Minnesota. Some of the vehicles on the road here make DT’s cars look downright safe and sensible.

with tires and being gutted

Did you read this article?  Dodge doesn’t get a pass, it’s mentioned in the 3rd paragraph.

This was a fun setup.  

Poor old thing just wanted to take a nap

Grand Cherokee SRT drivers are the worst.

The 6th gen Camaro SS 1LEs are starting to dip into the 35k price range used, and are just some fresh fluids away from being track ready.

DCT isn’t great if you get stuck, either.  Buddy worked for a Hyundai dealer for a bit, had a Kona with the DCT.  For some reason he tried to follow me in my Xterra down an unplowed driveway, somewhere around a foot of snow.  We managed to push him out, but the smell coming from the clutches was something else.  

Colorado Z71 / ZR2 get the rear sliding window stock, can be added to the lower trims.  Not power, though.  Not an issue with my extended cab, as I can reach it, but with the new ones all being crew cabs that makes it a bit tougher.  You can get a sunroof on the new ones, though.

Money no object? A Rolls Royce or Bentley with a chauffer on retainer to drive my mom around.  She’s perfectly capable of driving - no health issues or anything. She’s just not very good at it.

Laminated safety glass.  Tempered glass tends to shatter into many, many pieces if you tweak it wrong.  Been there, done that.

RWD is the easy way :D