It's triple happened!

It was his letter from AARP.

Seriously, that's like Luke Harper winning the title at Wrestlemania level of surprise.

He's taken Harvey Weinstein hostage using a stale bagel!

DANIEL BRY—- I MEAN, MOONLIGHT, MOONLIGHT!

Return of the King is awesome and you should feel bad for saying that!

Always.

In public?!

Madonna.

2 Dicks, 1 Case

No, beating him to death with the Oscar would be something, that would be bad timing.

Polanski slowly nods his head in approval, somewhere in the French countryside…

Can you give someone an Oscar by shoving it up their ass?

HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!

Maureen Ponderosa was there?

But we'll all blow him first.

Hitler painted and was a vegetarian, so… he's actually up by 2 in that regard. And minus in a million others, but hey.

Only if GWAR plays it.

My hair dresser.

So nothing, then.