I love this idea and am stealing it for personal use posthaste!

So lots of abortion payments and general malaise?

I have a soft spot for it, but I'll admit that the pacing is downright glacial.

Her career has essentially been undermined already by this fuck. If his career is the only thing that suffers he'll have gotten off too easy.

He's the Mengele of music-producing doctors.

"Nonsense, you're being hysterical!" *Runs off to delete more e-mails*

That's why I voted for Gary Numan.

Breakfast? Bloody Mary?

I don't know how it'd be possible or defendable, but decent people need to murder complete dickheads more often.

"Oh great, now he's Deezening!"

What if she's coming at you with a broken bottle?

Well now I'm leaving.

Oh, I don't hate him, but he definitely sucks on a lot of levels.

jiggle, on the other hand…

The dinosaurs in Jurassic World hated him on instinct alone.

It's like Alchemy, except he turned shit into more shit.

First he tried to ruin Breaking Bad with that terrible 10 minute short, now this.

I'm with you.

Hey, if you've never heard her actress sing, do so; she's a hell of a singer.

The man is sitting on Green Goblin money, he can do what he damn well pleases!