"It's important to note that, according to housing authorities, Missouri does not have any laws regarding disclosure and that Travis' mother had no legal responsibility to tell McGha about the murders. Still, this story makes me think that there should be public service announcements for such things." What's…

How in the living f*ck are you grilling a burger in a pan? And don't come to me with one of those bullshit "grilling pans." In a pan, you are frying, sauteing, searing, steaming, basting, etc. but you are NOT grilling.

Gotcha covered

AAAAAAGGHGHGHGHGH I HATE FLAT DESIGN!

I've recently found that you can select with a combination of SHIFT and CTRL. Lets say you have the files 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 0, and you want to select 1 through 3, 6, and 8 through 0. To select them all, hold SHIFT and click 1 then 3, release SHIFT and hold CTRL, click 6, click 8, hold SHIFT (in addition…

You ate your sandwich into the shape of a manatee.

Needs more jigglebutts!

You know, I always want to have Buffalo chicken dip for the Super Bowl, but every time I go to dip I miss wide right.

Two things:
1) TF is Reuben Dip?
2) It says "Skyline Chili Dip" (?) - I think you may have misspelled "Skyline Chili Drip," which is actually a serious and debilitating medical condition.

"I know how you feel"
- Reuben Dip

Mango Salsa being a 4 seed is a crime against humanity. I'm riding that to the top.

Seriously. And Babaghanoush got a dog of a first round matchup.

I cannot believe Tzatziki isn't winning against fucking Ranch. Sort your shit out, people!

Mrs. Pie Snatcher, a vegetarian who grew up in Philly: "Lettuce on a cheese steak? What a pussy."

Or, pull a Cosmo Kramer and get yourself a deli slicer!

Is there an reverse-star button? Maybe a middle finger to balance the Facebook thumbs-up?

Oh the Simpsons will always have a special place in my heart. I'm 33 now, I remember watching the shorts during the Tracy Ullman show. I was 9 when the first standalone episode of the Simpsons first aired. I cannot remember why I was grounded but my parents forbid me to watch it as a punishment. I remember sneaking…

Regarding celcius vs farenheit, or in general imperial units, it is used by very few islands/small countries and U.S. And even in those countries, metric is the one used by science. There is no need to unite all planets under a single banner for that, just that mainly one country switch to the rational measuring…

What I really want is options. Something like this:

Fruit flies hate Basil!