You know what I hate. Traditions. It’s one of the worst concepts in the world, but it feels comfortable so often you’re eagerly falling for its trap. Tradition supposes that 1) if something existed before it should continue existing unchallenged - intellectually, emotionally or even out of pure pragmatism, which is,…

Do I think an actual, *ahem* “working” ROM cart reproduction of Street Fighter II is meant to be played? Ya know, I think I do.

Okay, so spend $100 on a thing that’ll just fucking sit there, Jesus Christ. This is the hill you’ve decided to die on.

20 bucks is stretching the definition of far, far less. And the original had the benefit of not torching the consoles it was played in.

Spending $120 on a widely available release is far sillier than spending $100 on an extremely limited availability release, regardless of timing.

I actually still get a little weepy eyed hearing it, especially having lost a parent now. That’s the mark of incredible TV—the music, the visuals—all of it is so perfect and what’s more—absolutely unnecessary from a practical (money) standpoint. This is probably one of the most powerful moments in the series, includes…

I knew what you were talking about immediately, before I saw the clip. God yes, what a beautiful and sad piece of music.

Not to mention this piece, which literally brought me to tears the first tine I saw it because of how bittersweet the music was.

Lighten up, snowflake.

For me personally the move to Kinja resulted in an uptick of rude and insulting replies with some stating that no one cares about my opinion, that I’m an idiot or otherwise mentally challenged, that I’m lonely (funnily because I posted in what’s 4am in the US) and that I’m whiny because I dared to express my distaste…

Perhaps the one advantage of the Kinjapocalypse is that the low-watt bedwetters at Breitbart will have to navigate a new registration system?

You called out Breitbart in the title. This article’s going to have double the comments it has now in about four hours (bringing it to 16).

I showed Texas Chainsaw Massacre to my girlfriend and she hated it because all of the teenagers were morons and she just kept yelling “What the fuck are you doing you stupid white girl!”, we’ve been together for 14 years.

A sad day for Summer School’s gorehounds Francis “Chainsaw” Gremp and Dave Frazier.

The only time I recall a chainsaw going into flesh is when Leatherface accidentally cuts his leg towards the end.

You know, I’m going to miss you, Mr. Looper.

Did it have a lengthy chapter exploring the parallels between The Hills Have Eyes and America’s experiences in Vietnam?

Exactly.

No one can play him. Name someone, anyone, with the combo of charisma, athleticism, sense of humor, and intensity that Lee had.