Thank god OoT is not in the top five on a Zelda list. Just for this, I will slightly adjust your book on my shelf, Jason.

Ok, I pushed someone against a wall in 6th grade or something (he was picking on my friend-he stopped), but the only video games around then were Asteroids and Pac Man, so they can’t be at fault (unless I shot a rock, stole some fruit, or ate a ghost).

Take it from me. Just play the game as-is and think of the loot boxes as purely bonus material.

Nah, fuck that.

I still haven’t finished Suikoden II either and I made this fucking account when I started playing it, or close to it.

.-*Then don’t use it*-.

Also, you don’t seem to know “then” from “than”, which is something I’d only point out to someone making idiotic comments about spelling in a comments section. Might want to grammar check yourself before making a fool of yourself.

...cool, when will you be posting your solo vid?

Ah, the days before you could simply hit up GameFAQs to solve your current quandary.

I mean, given, subscribing to Nintendo Power effectively gave you a paid pathway to easier gameplay—but still...

Yeah, the car ride book read was a time honored tradition. Now it seems most kids have already seen the entire game played by their favorite youtuber and are only getting it to replicate them.