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This is as bad if not worse then the yahoo “Marvel fans can’t comprehend how deep Batman v Superman is” articles

Star Trek V’s godawful warp speed effects. Imagine dragging a cardboard cutout of the Enterprise across the screen moderately briskly and you’ve more or less got the idea.

You must have missed the other tv spots!

I would shake a cute 3 year vigorously to get to see it RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you can’t shake hands just don’t shake hands. People will be less irritated with you, and will mock you/not take you seriously less behind your back, for just refusing the shake than for doing a god damned, unprofessional, immature, stupid fucking “fist bump” in a professional setting.

It’s a little manipulative, but it works really well, even in situations like haggling with a salesperson.