Poor bastard got it so hard it blew a shoe off. There but for the grace of God go I...

Nice.

So, this is my brother, not me, but it’s good...

Clicking remains optional.

This is my favorite Deadspin comment ever.

A raptor is another name for a bird of prey...

I’m fine like wine when I start to... nevermind

I always thoroughly enjoy these “fate of ESPN” pieces, Kevin (and I fundamentally disagree with a lot of the criticism thrown your way, that it’s simply celebrating any and all failings by ESPN - you give credit when credit is due). But I think the larger issue here is the sports broadcasting rights bubble you always…

If you can’t (or won’t) pay for it, don’t do the race. Pretty simple. Stealing is stealing.

If you thought HC was legitimately one of the two worst candidates for president in US history, you should probably take a break.

Don’t encourage this, or act like it’s sending Deadspin in the right direction...

you’re being a dingus

Don’t you fucking touch Craig Bohl!

This is eye-opening and disappointing at the same time. Many of you have spent the last year and a half rightfully roasting the republicans during both the primaries and the general election, and now, in the moment of truth, when a single action can affect more change than any article can, you do nothing. Man...

So, now that there’s not really going to be any repercussions, can you discuss what happened with Will Gordon? And why do you guys generally stay silent regarding writers going elsewhere?