By your logic: Good thing she didn’t say, 2 arms, 2 legs and a penis. He would have committed suicide on the spot.

Hmm. Funny how Neeson didn’t ask his friend what hair color, cut, or car model the perp drove, but instead, asked what skin color he was. So much easier to find a random black man and much more satisfying when you do, huh?

yea your right. I should just pick a date and then kill all social networks.

Let’s not confuse and cheapen the issue by making it about race.

Facebook is a cancer on America and the world for that matter. I believe after the 2016 election FB showed itself to be an evil overlord ready to whore itself out to the highest bidder. I’m sure this was true long before 2016, but at that point they were no longer hiding it.

hahah suckers! I’m not good enough for things like “tiers” and “rankings” to matter. I can play anyone and be equally bad!

“sluggish but fun”

No way, the longer the better! 

This has to be the longest review in Kotaku history, and it’s glorious. 

A) God, I love me some classic Tim Rogers prose.

“And I thought, wow, a cardiologist practicing in Manhattan knows about Kingdom Hearts. He told me he had a PS2 in medical school. He was probably my age. Oh god. I’m the same age as a cardiologist. He’s a cardiologist and I’m not.”

“Spider-Ham said he lost his Uncle Frankfurter. And then he said, ‘He was electrocuted, and it smelled so good.’”

Oh god, don’t restart the debate about whether water itself is actually wet (or only makes other things wet). We’ve only just begun to heal as a society!

If people are willing to pay it, then that’s a decent price point for what’s on offer.

Servers have to be maintained. Updates have to be issued. Customer service needs to be staffed. Staff have to be paid past the point of the initial buy-in on the program.

Not one bit of this is rocket science.

Uhhh... what? Did you drop the /s? You know he’s like... mostly kidding, right? It’s obviously not literally unreviewable. Not to mention this hilarious irony:

I once had a student get very mad at me because I wouldn’t let him write a stakeholder research paper on why abortion should be illegal. To be clear, the stakeholder paper requires the writer to be tangibly affected in a real, demonstrable way by whatever issue is at stake in the paper. I’ve had students write great…

Few things here, if you don’t want people to think you are racist, don’t were a MAGA hat. If you think, oh, that could be my son, you need to raise your children to be better people. And lets not forget, this whole thing happened because a Catholic high school decided to take a bus full of teenage boys to a protest…

tbh that would be dope

I don’t get it.

She really acted like she couldn’t see!