Yes, yes you are.

Man, if you ever write poetry about blackheads (or any other skin affliction) I will read it. And probably be a little turned on.

If I'm spending the night somewhere and they have this in their shower, I totally go to town. Hurts so good! I'm a facial scrub freegan; I won't buy any of it to use at home. At home I use Cetaphil.

Her neck looks like Meryl Streep's did when she tried to stretch it out after falling down the stairs in Death Becomes Her.

This is Lifehacker. They don't exactly do long-form thought pieces here.

I am 30. I am moving across the country and traveling alone for the first time since I was 20. It is incredible.

Is that his suitcase? With those pants, there's no need for a full-body scan. The world's eyeballs are his full-body scan.

Moose knuckle.