"Avril Lavigne got a haircut.

I..... think I'm officially tired of high-concept lego-ing at this point.

Why would you write "not to get uppity" when you spend the rest of your post devoid of oxygen on your horse?

Nice.

The point is not looking to add to the film, it's looking for two sentences that would avoid the ridiculousness of randomly finding what they were looking for as soon as they break the atmosphere. I'm not looking to add, at this point I'm looking for way to avoid subtracting from it.

I'd say yes, with a "more or less" caveat. It's very pretty, but leave your brain at home.

As far as the straight line comment, they found it because the guy SAW IT, with his eyeballs. My point was that they came down near enough to see it.... by chance?

Has anyone bothered to explain how they managed to set down on an unexplored big planet right on top of what they were looking for?

I can't put all this on the producers. I think Scott himself shat out a lot of this crap his very own self. See: Black Rain.

The word I was thinking throughout the whole movie was "protocol", but, yes. Just stupid after stupid after nonsensical.

This was, without doubt, the stupidest part of a film that was already by that point swimming in stupid.

Very, very disappointing. Bad writing all around.

Well, the movie was terrible, but not for that reason. The queen needed to have her beating heart, not dead meat.

I'm never going to get my dream of Idris Elba as the twelfth Doctor, am I?

Pretty dead-on. I'd personally lose the word "gross" as it was handled well as it could have been, but that word STILL isn't a stretch.

"[Cosmopolis has] got a decent chance of expanding to wider release in the following weeks."

He always seems so tiny.

This is really a thing? I admit, I hadn't noticed. Is that bad?

- tears -

I'm really sorry that I can't read this article, but I have a plan to read the first twop books now to see what it's like with Mayor Carcetti there in my head.