"Marvel Studios has announced the next Captain America movie will come out April 4, 2014."

I am shocked that I couldn't find a single one I would buy for my girl. Something very wrong here.

I'm going to assume this one is a joke. Why else would you be making fun of the sweeping behemoth of Starbucks? Why do you hate America?

I don't have time to do a link, but has everyone been made aware, via Jezebel, that Bond is aggressively drinking Heineken in this film INSTEAD of his signature martini? They have a deal with the beer-maker.

You know, growing up in the country, there are no ice cream trucks. I seem to recall not caring.

I'm more fascinating by the term "helicopter parenting". I actually imagine the parents spinning around at great speed with their arms out.

Promoting this for asking what a kale chip is. From your mouth to the co-op's ears.

Agree with freshlygrounded. 5th is less (and 4th is practically barren), but trust me, they are coming down the hill like rolling lava to destroy all of you. The parents, I mean.

Thank god. I need one of these.

Holy Duncan Idaho!

I've watched this like ten times. I like it better than any of the actual trailers.

Hmmm.... good call. Let's hope so.

Sad.

Please, by Odin, no freaking undead army. I'll deal, but it's too damned standard right now in the massive and incredibly annoying zombie glut.

"Though Larry's neck seems significantly thinner, Michael Connors, the Hornall Anderson's vice president of design, insists that this is so not the case, modestly explaining that Larry still has 'the same neck,' it's just his haircut that 'makes him look thinner.'"

I feel like I know PLENTY of married couples trying to have kids who hear the paranoid IUD FOR ME CONDOMS FOR HIM stories and wonder what sort of super duper sperm and Kryptonian eggs these folks they think they have.

Christopher Priest is no Mark Twain himself.

I basically came over to pull up a chair and watch, after seeing how most everyone reacted at IO9. I even have popcorn.

This looks way better than Dark Shadows.

Not just comment of the day, comment of the year.