Mine too! Such a perfect classic red.

Or in any apple-flavored beverage (juice, sparkling cider, hard cider). Delicious!

Fake truffle oil gives me vom-burps. For HOURS. Never had a problem with real truffles or real truffle oil.

Oh, honey. On behalf of the Patti’s of the world, your kindness was valued beyond your imagining.

Yeah, the whole thing was bananas.

I’m not British, but I definitely prefer that particular colloquialism.

To protect the not at all innocent, I’ll change names. This whole thing sounds like a soap opera, but I swear, it is 100% true. Please excuse any typos, kinja sucks on mobile.

I went to middle school with a girl and her new step-brother. She fell pregnant at 14, and guess who was the father?

I was aware of this creepy sleepover a couple of days ago, as a friend of mine who was visiting the area thought it would be hilarious to take his son to the ice cream spot and take pictures. The pictures did not disappoint.

Amen!!

Me tooooo. And then he became an embarrassment.

*growly noises*

I missed the Pride parade today in SF, but practically ran to the Castro on Friday night. It was beautiful.

This is literally the best thing I’ve seen today. I regret that I have but one star to give.

The “I’m not speaking to you” started AFTER our boss talked to him about his attitude and behavior towards me.

My awful coworker has been talking about moving to Singapore. I’m really hoping he just decides to stay.

I completely understand what you’re dealing with. My direct co-worker has had violent outbursts, doesn’t communicate things that I need to know, and has actually started to refuse to speak to me, preferring to use our IM system, even though he sits five feet from me.

My ex-fiance was a groomsman in his best friend’s wedding. His best friend and wife are not exactly the adventurous types - his family has a beach house in the Outer Banks and she was a debutante.

And this is why I am no longer a Bill Murray fan.

The handwringing and pearl clutching of the NPR listeners would increase tenfold if they heard about this: http://www.7x7.com/culture/kim-ka…