I was a teenager in the late 90’s-early 2000’s, when “baby tees” and spaghetti straps were all the rage, along with low-slung pants. I am a 38-D and they practically grew in overnight.

The Siamese howls never fail to make me laugh uncontrollably. Especially when you know they’re doing it to be melodramatic.

All the hugs to you, sweetie.

Oh hai are you me?

He’s the worst.

I’m betting my ex fiancé is going to propose to the girl he cheated on me with at his brother’s wedding this summer because he’s a horrid narcissist.

Tom Green is lovely. So is W. Kamau Bell.

All my hugs.

A billon times this. It fucks with your head, especially if you’ve never been “skinny”.

I love her too! I can’t wait until she tours again. That sounds like a blast.

Rewatching that now, and I am just really impressed at how composed and unfailingly polite she remains throughout that “interview”.

I lived in Great Falls. The sheer volume of stupid is mind boggling.

I just choked on water. Well done.

It cleanses and moisturizes really really well.

I’m a Pond’s girl myself.

I am in my early 30’s and just discovered the magic of cold cream. It works better to remove my makeup than anything else I’ve tried!

I was 7 or 8 - way before I hit puberty. My much older male cousin thought it was totally kosher to feel up my nonexistent chest and try to kiss me on the Calico Mine Ride at Knott’s Berry Farm. He begged me to flash him and to pull down my bathing suit bottoms later that week.

I looooove black diamonds. Gonna have a black dress too. It'll be the second wedding for both of us, so why not do what we want?

EMILY’S RUNAWAY IMAGINATION.

Try Stila's eyeliner pen. I loooooove it.