I met Fiance in a hot tub during an after-party. We smoked cigars, made out, and drank classy booze. We've been inseparable ever since.

Look closely.

I'd argue (having seen the movie) that the main character is actually the OS that he falls in love with, and the movie is seen through Theodore's eyes.

Oh my god. YES. I can't stop giggling.

My previous cat was a hellbeast when my ex husband entered the room to pick her up after she was spayed. I entered the room a few seconds later, and she went all pitiful mews as soon as she saw me.

December 18th here. My brother is the 1st, and my half sister is the 23rd, but she was actually due ON my birthday.

YES YES YES. I died a little inside when "Smells Like Teen Spirit" was butchered so horribly.

No, you most assuredly are NOT the only one who hated it. I thought it was completely terrible.

I am SO tempted to ditch work to head down to City Hall.

Fiance's parents gave me a gorgeous bright red mixer as a thank you for planning and executing two monumental birthday parties (their youngest was turning 10, and my future MIL was turning 50).

I am super washed out (I told him not to use flash!), but holy shitsnacks, it's Pam Poovey!

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Aww, darn it. I'll tell my story of the haunted theater (that used to be the city morgue, back when the city was built) next year.

I found that hilarious for some reason.

I suppose I should add that my mother was awful to me.

I have two stories, but I'll type the shorter one for now.

I'm changing my last name to Fiance's for a similar reason. "Singer" when I am, indeed, a classically trained vocalist just gives me the giggles. This is also why all my usernames are some variant of "siren".

Huge internet hugs to you, Melisandre.

Despite my massive collection, I don't use nail polish all that frequently, and I found that the Julep polish separates like CRAZY if you're not using it right away. That, plus the fact that it takes forever to set properly led me to cancel my account. Which makes me sad. I wanted to support them, but I'll stick to…

I had one on my left areola that was seriously at least 8 ingrown hairs. I noticed that I had a weird circle under the skin. I think they would just grow and die, and so forth.

It was one of the most satisfying picks ever when I finally got those out.