This makes my heart swell three sizes.

Thank you, I needed this.

I'm less squicked out by the harnesses, but my mother used an honest-to-goodness leash on me. It was a red/yellow/blue rainbow thing, and it attached to my wrist.

I am one of those. I'm 5'6", 180lbs, and you can see my ribs, especially when I stretch. I blame it on an expanded rib cage due to all the singing I did as a teenager.

The sex dream. And now I'm giggling again.

I am still laughing about this, 5 minutes later. Like, snorting and everything.

PREACH.

ohmygodyesplease

Fat, tattooed, stretch-mark-ridden, mega slutty slut slut (Threesomes? Yep. Been with a black guy? Uh-huh. Dress immodestly? At every appropriate opportunity.) checking in! Apparently, I'm "pure filth" too.

Oooh. I am toasting to this idea with my cup of coffee.

Nailed it.

Thank you. That really means a lot.

I need the Slytherin bathing suit and the Marauders Map dress. NEED.

*hugs*

Thank you, everyone, for the kind words. I've healed nicely from those mental wounds.

Age: 18, but just barely.

I have totally nicked the hood a couple of times. Also, my fiance has paper-thin nails, and he practically filleted my clitoris once. I check his nail length almost daily now.

Oh yes. This.

I pestered my local CD shop for MONTHS about the release date for his CD after seeing this video. I still love his music.

I just woke up my fiance by laughing so hard. It is 1:22am.

Got mine as an engagement gift from my future in-laws. It was also part thank you gift for the 6 dozen cupcakes I made for my future mother-in-law's 50th birthday.