I have one word for each year that I lived in that shithole of a state:

Not a myth. Several of my friends who are sex workers have received this email. I'm terrified for them.

It seems to me like #2 is saying his/her friend is the "other woman" for married men.

Masturbating at least once a day actually helps me keep my sex drive revved up. I'm not nearly as interested in sex with my SO if I haven't masturbated recently.

It totally makes sense that you're feeling hurt and angry. I think that a lot of people don't realize that when every relationship ends (friendships, breaking up with an SO, etc), you go through stages of grief just like you would if that person had died. Because, in your world, they kinda have.

I have the paragard, but from your side effects, it sounds like you've got the Mirena. I think it takes about 6 months for your body to reach a state of equilibrium with the hormones in the Mirena, but I also could be pulling that figure out of my ass (I'm genuinely not sure at this point!). I say give it a couple…

I had a really hard time when I had to move back home. My parents still expected us to have the same dynamic we had when I was a teenager (curfew, tell us where you're going and who you'll be with, be home for dinner every night, be available for babysitting younger siblings at the drop of a hat, etc.) It didn't end…

Jezebel, you're sending my uterus into fits of babylust with all these posts that have cute kids!

SHUT UP, UTERUS! WE CAN'T HAVE A BABY RIGHT NOW!

I believe I would have the biggest geek-gasm on Earth if that happened. Gina Torres would be amazing.

I blame onion cutting ninjas. You never see them, but you know they're there.

My former best friend, who lived across the country, and I made up nicknames for the guys I was dating because she couldn't keep them all straight. I was single, but dating as many people as I possibly could, because why not? Here's the list:

A dear friend of mine and I will go on and on and on with the BLR quotes. We find it hilarious, until we remember that it means we spend WAY too much time watching YouTube videos. *sigh*

"An orange peanut? For me? Well I accept you."

I feel the same way. She always makes me smile.

I am positively obsessed with chia seeds.

That was ridiculous and amazing, and definitely made me smile. Thanks!

I could use some words of encouragement.

I've tried explaining this to my SO, so I'm going to give it another shot here.

Spencer has always been my absolute favorite. And I am really loving her complete and total breakdown.