This is precisely how I see cats and dogs. And I vastly prefer cats, the little assholes. :D

I adore Nicolas Cage, and yes, that video NEVER gets old.

Agreed! She's so CUTE!

Perez Hilton is the most epic of all douchebags. A person in my outer social circle has the twitter handle @willsmith, because, well, that's his actual name, and Perez is constantly @ tweeting him when talking about the actor. And it's not like Perez doesn't know that he's tweeting the wrong account, he knows it…

For those ladies who were dumped for another girl (or cheated on) and you get to the angry stage, "Hope it Felt Good" by Nikka Costa is an awesome rage song.

You win the internet today.

Fiance and I talked about marriage pretty much right off of the bat. I told him that I wanted to get married and ready to have kids well before 35 (I was 27 at the time). I had been in long-term relationships where I found out later (at one point it was after dating for two and a half years) that the guy was not at…

I had the fortune of meeting Bruce Campbell for about 25 seconds last week, as part of San Francisco's Sketchfest. He's charming and handsome and a really really nice guy.

He's so cute!

Bwahahah!

Whoops. I think I linked the wrong comment! http://jezebel.com/5984007/?post=57364103

Oh man, that's similar to mine! http://jezebel.com/5984007/?post=57371296

She had quite the developed sense of drama. Hopefully your bruised ego has recovered. I can imagine that was traumatic!

I swear, it sounds like you're dating my ex-boyfriend, minus the dog. Get out of there while you can!

I'm sorry, I am laughing my butt off here. What on earth was going through that kid's head?!

Awwww. You had your heart in the right place.

Wow, you poor thing!

Wow, some guys are just really clueless. Glad you got out of there, he clearly has issues with boundaries and entitlement!

I feel bad for laughing, but OMG, what an asshole!

Awww! Congratulations!