That was definitely the best thing I've seen all day. Trying to hold back my giggles just ended up with me crying at my desk and shaking silently.

He's pretty much the best, ever. I luff him.

That last line just made me SO happy.

I love you. This is fantastic, and "slutever" needs to be fired for the bullshit she promotes. This is not a satire site, and people could actually take her advice as sound. It makes me ragefaced.

YES. THIS.

That is the cutest thing I have ever seen. Bravo!

Thanks. I definitely do that now, when someone is harassing me.

I definitely no longer respond to things like this with silence, and 911 is at the ready. I carry a taser now, too, so if the police don't show in time, I can at least immobilize one person.

Sympathy internet hugs. I've had a man go absolutely fucking crazy when I didn't respond to his attentions on the bus too. And no one helped or said anything, including the bus driver, as this man said in a clear voice that I was a cunt, a whore, that I put my tits out for everyone to see, and, in graphic detail,…

The black kitten and that adorable tiny tabby are KILLING me right now. wantwantwant

I am SO in for this!

Dear Uterus,

I... I think I love you.

I broke down and sobbed like a baby when I saw that picture. I am so proud of my home state. Now come on, California, and get your act together!

I dye my hair a shade of auburn (because my dark brown hair just washes my pale skin OUT), and I squeed out loud at this. Jewel tones are the perfect tones for me! I've been looking for an emerald green wool peacoat for months now, and this makes me so happy.

1. Yes, there are other games that are played at home that are after away games. But only the first one is the homecoming. I have absolutely no idea why the first one is so important.

Homecoming is the term used for the first at-home game for the high school's american football team after they have played an "away" game. Generally, alumni in the area will attend the game, there is a homecoming king and queen (the title is jealously coveted by most of the young girls, the guys are generally of the…

OMG, I am laughing so hard at this that I'm crying. Brava!

I've been writing my own responses to these questions on my blog, because honestly, these are just SO BAD. http://nicegirlslikesextoo.com/2012/11/30/dear-jezebel-your-sex-advice-column-is-still-crap/

That was everything I wanted it to be.